Conversation Between Sight, Seeing & Seen

Sight: Would you look at that!

Seeing: [sighing] Looking....

Sight: What do you see?

Seeing: One moment.

Seen: What? Where?

Sight: Well?

Seeing: [pauses] Have you spoken to hearing lately?

Sight: Why? He never listens.

Seen: Oh! A tree?

Seeing: Typical. Any word from smell?

Sight: Please. Turns up her nose at everyone.

Seen: a....bird?

Seeing: Tell me about it.

Sight: And how she goes on!

Seen: Is it a lake? A lake!

Seeing: If she could only hear herself!

Sight: Not with the way he listens.

Seeing: Eh. She has no vision anyway.